Days till I see him Next: 6 Weeks, 6 Days
Well, let's start with the "slightly bad news" first, then get into the prank. If you haven't notice, or maybe haven't read my blog yet, the days till I see him next got moved WAY back. This is because of a typo gone wrong at my college, giving us two fall breaks instead of one. So, of course, they delete the earlier one! Oh well, I can handle a few additional weeks!
Onto story time! Two days ago was an interesting day. It was supposed to be skype date day, but Brennen's busy schedule made it so he could only call me on his blue tooth while he worked. Which I was fine with, since I don't get to call him all the time anyways. So, we had a nice long convo, and then called it a night. So, I took the time to work on Brennen's 19th birthday present. That's when I suddenly get a skype call! From Brennen! I quickly accepted... only to find out it's his little brother Logan using Brennen's skype. The call failed, so we ended up, just like me and Brennen earlier, talking on the phone. After that call, I get back to work. At around 11:30 at night, I decide to call it quits when I suddenly realize... I never told Brennen I love him! So I quickly type out a text, set my phone on my nightstand, and curl up in bed. Then, my phone vibrates. I look at it to see:
"Hey beautiful great to see u talking to the Bren meister"
"Guess who this is"
To which I reply "...logan?" thinking back on Logan stealing Brennen's computer to skype me.
"Close"
"Sorta late for u 2 be up, isn't it? Hint"
....This is when I freak out.
Me: Mr Jaeb?
?: Come on
?: I know how quick u r
?: What this mr crap
?: U can do better than that u feminist
?: Is that what your going to call me
?: Hello
Me: Wow! So many texts at once, my phone wouldn't let me reply!
?: Well?
Me: I'm sorry if I'm a bit... confused, I've been up doing homework, and my brain's a little ragged. Is it not Mr. Jaeb, or is it and you would like me to call you something else?
*small pause*
?: Yeah, please just Brad. I wanted to talk to you, if you don't mind.
This is were mental breakdown ensues. Now, if you have read any of my blogs from when I was back home in San Francisco, you know why I am so afraid of his Dad If not, all you need to know is he hates our relationship, and doesn't particularly enjoy me becase I am not of the denomination of Christianity he is, and that we engaged in pre-martial sex. So, all I can think of is "Why doesn't Brennen have his phone? Why did his Dad take it? Did something happen?" and "WHAT DOES HE WANT TO KNOW" and "I'M GOING TO BE YELLED AT, AND LECTURED, AND RIDICULED. This. Will. Be. Painful."
Me: Of course, Brad.
?: Better! So, do you love him?
This is so going to end badly.... if I was in San Fran, I'd so be dead at the end of this conversation... he hates me, he hates me, he hates me....Me: Yes, sir. In fact, for his birthday present, I;m writing out every reason why I love him. I couldn't imagine my life without him
?: Are you sure you should have told me that on his phone?
Me: It dooesn't ruin the gift at all, it's a lot more than that
B: I love you Barbara, This is brennen.
Sweet baby Jesus in Heaven, never had I been so happy to see Brennen text me from his phone.
Me: Ohhh my god.
B: I'm so sorry. The last three texts have been me. Dad was talking for a while, but when I took it back, I thought I would just see if you would say it to him. I love you I love you I love you!!! Please forgive me
WHATTTTTTT?????????My next Text? "BRENNEN JAEB YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!"
From there, I also told him I was changing his birthday present, to which he freaked out because he thought it would be the best present ever.... but he ruined it for himself!!
I felt like one of those people on the website "SmartphOWNED" (if you haven't heard of that site, check it out for some LOLS)
I did, however, find it interesting how he decided to test me. What made him think I wouldn't say it to his Father? Will questions never cease.....
Oh well, thought I'd fill you guys in! TTFN!
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